Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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