For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
