That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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