What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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