My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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