If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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