I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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