So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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