Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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