i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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