Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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