found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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