Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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