'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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