Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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