Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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