I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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