yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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