Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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