You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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