That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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