my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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