Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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