So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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