I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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