Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
They took my balls.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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