Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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