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the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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