i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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