so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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