Don't you send me to vm
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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