Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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