As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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