I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
