have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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