sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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