We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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