theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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