I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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