what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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