Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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