I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
