They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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