I must be too annoying 4 u.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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