just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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