i permit you to call me
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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