____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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