is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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