Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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