Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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