On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
