im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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