Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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